For those of you who didn’t think it existed, and wondered if I was just crazy, I give you the lyrics to “Brush Your Teeth”

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to one

and you want to have a little fun

You brush your teeth

(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to two

and you want to find something to do

You brush your teeth

(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to three

Your mind starts humming “Tweedle-E-Dee”

You brush your teeth

(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to four

and you think you hear a knock at the door

You brush your teeth

(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to five

And you just can’t wait to come alive

You brush your teeth

(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)

You brush your teeth

(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)

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